Eff you, you huge effin Roaches! I walked into the bathroom to find THE BIGGEST roach in the world staring at me from my sink. WTF! Hannah, being on Skype with me at the time, laughed at my attempts to kill it while screaming, jumping around, nearly crying, and other random fits of insanity. Finally (after rescuing the toothbrushes via a super long set of tongs) I sprayed the hell out of that cockroach and chased it with the spray into my bedroom where it met the bottom of one of Matt's shoes. Take that Mr. Cockroach. You don't know who the hell you're messing with.
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