Ladybug Ladybug Fly Away Home.


Because your wife is having a fucking nervous breakdown! (And just because it's a Ladybug doesn't mean it's a boy.... Screw you people that give things sexist names. You should be ashamed.)

I've read this stupid chapter at least 3254981365675 and a half times and still I have 20-something questions I can't find the answer to ANYWHERE in the books. "What chemical should be added to a grey topped test tube when drawing blood from a cat for a glucose test?" ..... Maybe the cat doesn't care that it has kitty diabetes. Maybe the cat just wants to be left alone so it can eat it's sugar laced mice and die a blissfully happy sugar induced death.

I've reduced myself to sandwiches and soup until I get these questions done. And no sleep. Tired and Hungry... the building blocks of homework completion.

On a completely unrelated note, my best friend is going through the worst year of her life (potentially). I wish I could be there for her, but being 8 hours away and having not dealt with my needs for new tires or the fact that the tags are expired, its just not going to happen. But, I do want her to know the following: You are strong, you will make it through, and you no longer need that douchecanoe! hahahaha. So maybe the insult word is more for insulting a woman, but it rhymed and made me laugh.

I have to go finish this homework. Matt would be proud.

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